homosexual: 

sexually attracted to homer simpson


pansexual: 

gets off to various kitchen utensils


asexual: 

gets turned on by the first letter of the latin alphabet


demisexual: 

sexually attracted to you if and only if your blood is half divine


bisexual: 

can only have sex with two people ever. choose wisely


heterosexual: 

can only be satisfied by macklemore


gayalienbabe:

Cleo woke up with her tail between her paws and adorably disgruntled

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July 28 2014
In February, we headed to LA to do some work on the album, which was absolutely crazy. It’s a different world out there though at one point I was worried I wasn’t even going to get into the country. All other guys went through passport control fine, then a woman stopped me, called over our tour manage Paul and said: “There’s a problem with him. He needs to go back.” They took me into a room and I thought they were going to keep me there for hours, but thankfully the women who came to talk to me knew who Simon Cowell was and knew I was a band. In the end i was interviewed for an hour about what I was doing there and why I was visiting America. It turned out that my name was flagged up as similar to that of someone they were looking for, so they were just being cautious. I got stopped at customs as well, but again I got through okay as the guy there was really nice.

Zayn Malik, Dare to Dream

In case you’re wondering, this is what racism and islamophobia look like

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July 27 2014

You are the one who will open the door.

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July 27 2014

Chris Evans at the Marvel Studios Panel - July 26th, 2014 x

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July 27 2014

panic-at-the-band:

Brendon Urie - Panic! at the disco

Live in Chicago - April 24th,2008

Reblog don’t repost

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July 27 2014
July 27 2014