‘hi i haven’t talked to you in five weeks but we’re still best friends’: a story about me and human interaction.
Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
I sent my professor an email and I used “like” in the shaggy from scooby doo way bc I’m a disgrace
If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.
Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations
Except in the universe where it does
If ur my friend
and u made plans with me
but all of the sudden u feel like
oh no i dont want to be around people
just tell me please!!
u dont have to make up excuses!
i’ll understand 100% bc i feel the same way a lot. i love u ok?